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Große Bühne

CAVEWOMAN

FRAUENTAGSSPEZIAL

Sex, Lügen & Lippenstifte! In dieser fulminanten Solo-Show rechnet CAVEWOMAN Heike mit den selbsternannten »Herrender Schöpfung« ab. Mal mit der groben Steinzeitkeule, mal mit den spitzen, perfekt gepflegten Nägeln einer modernen Höhlenfrau, aber immer treffend und zum Brüllen komisch!

Doch keine Sorge: CAVEWOMAN ist kein feministischer Großangriff auf die gemeine Spezies Mann.

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