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Große Bühne

DIE HERKULESKEULE NUR DIE HARTEN KOMM’ IN GARTEN!

Mit sechs linken Händen, stumpfem Spaten aber spitzer Zunge streiten drei Kabarettisten über die Frage: Darf man in diese Welt noch einen Baum setzen?  Oder sollten sie nicht besser einen Bunker graben als Schutz gegen linke Weltrettungs- und rechte Volksfantasien, gegen Sprachverbote, gegen die Ausgrenzung aller, die anderer Meinung sind als die einer freiwillig gleichklingenden Presse. Oder sind das alles Nebelkerzen in einem neuen Verteilungskampf zwischen arm und reich?

Sie graben sich in die Untiefen der Meinungsmache, stoßen auf Widersinniges und Absurdes. Woran noch glauben, wofür noch kämpfen? Baum oder Bunker? Zukunft oder eingraben? Die HERKULESKEULE liefert keine Antworten. Die Welt auslachen, sich selbst verspotten - darin sind sie Profis, die Kabarettisten des über 60-jährigen Traditionskabaretts.

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