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Große Bühne
IM HINTERZIMMER DER MACHT KABARETT-THEATER DISTEL
Man braucht kein Politik-Experte zu sein, man weiß es doch: Der eigentliche Staatswahnsinn findet im Verborgenen statt. Politische Entscheidungen trifft das Volksvertreterpersonal nicht im Blitzlichtgewitter der Schlagzeilenhyänen. Das macht man unter sich, da wo niemand stört. Im Hinterzimmer der Macht.
Und die DISTEL ist dabei. In einer grotesken Revue rauscht das illustre Bundestags-Personal von links nach rechts, dass einem schwindelig wird. Neu-Parlamentarier duellieren sich mit alten Säcken, Ghostwriter tanzen mit Saaldienern, Kuhhandel hier, Spionage da und mittendrin der erste Bundestagsdebatten-Poetryslam. Ein turbulentes Panoptikum mit Gastauftritten von Robert Habeck, Christian Lindner, Alice Weidel, Friedrich Merz und vielen anderen mehr.
Endlich der Blick durch das Schlüsselloch ins Hinterzimmer der Macht. Wie geht es im Bundestag wirklich zu? Ist er korrupt? Ist er dilettantisch? Verworren, umständlich, noch mit Faxgeräten ausgerüstet? Ja, all das. Aber er ist trotzdem eines der lustigsten Parlamente, das wir kennen!
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