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IM KÜHLSCHRANK BRENNT NOCH LICHT HERKULESKEULE
Dresdens Kabarett-Theater
Ein Spätshop in Dresden. Drei Ureinwohner von Hertas Getränke-Oase gucken auf die Straße und wundern sich: Denn draußen auf der Straße ist Demo-Kampftag. Selbsternannte Abendlandretter werden begleitet von vier Gegendemos, Klimaaktivisten marschieren gegen Klimaleugner, Impfgegner fordern das Kaiserreich zurück (aber ohne Impfzwang),
Gendergegner prallen auf Genderbefürworter*innen, Attila Hildmann kocht nicht nur vor Wut, sondern auch vegane Nudeln und ein Traktorencorso hupt gegen Pestizidverbote,
Polizisten halten die Stellung, ein Außenreporter von Pieschen-TV verliert den Überblick.
Doch ob Chemtrail-Warner, Aluhut-Träger oder Staatsschützer: Durst haben sie alle! Und so wird der Späti zum Nebenkriegsschauplatz - Weltrettung zwischen Büchsenbier und
Bockwurst.
Ein Kabarettstück aus der Feder von Philipp Schaller und Michael Frowin, der auch Regie führt.
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