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RÜDIGER HOFFMANN MAL EHRLICH ...
Überall Krisen und Sorgen – dabei ist das Leben doch so schön. Obwohl, eigentlich auch nicht immer. Rüdiger Hoffmann legt in seinem neuen Comedy-Programm den Finger in die Wunden des Alltags und stochert fröhlich darin herum: vom qualvollen Schulkonzert des Teenager-Sohns, über Extremurlaub beim andalusischen Biobauern, Modeberatung mit der Ehefrau bis hin zur Apokalypse beim Familienfest. Wir begegnen unvergesslichen Persönlichkeiten, wie Power-Rentner Frankie mit seinem Quallen-Tattoo, dem Internet-Casanova mit der Fistelstimme und Erbtante Hedwig, der Schweinebaronin.
Rüdiger Hoffmann nimmt uns mit auf eine hoch amüsante Abenteuerreise ins bunte Herz des wahren Lebens. Dazu gibt es wieder neue großartige Lieder, vom Meister persönlich am Keyboard performt. Ein Abend fürs Zwerchfell und fürs Herz.
MAL EHRLICH ... das ist doch genau das ... Gönnen Sie sich Entertainment mit Kultstatus. Erleben Sie den Entdecker der Langsamkeit live und genießen Sie einen unterhaltsamen Abend.
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