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WLADIMIR KAMINER SCHÖNE BESCHERUNG - KAMINERS WEIHNACHTEN
Weihnachten! Die »schönste Zeit des Jahres« steht wieder einmal völlig überraschend vor der Tür. Noch keine Geschenke gekauft! Die Einladungen zum Fest bleiben im Drucker stecken! Und gibt es überhaupt noch schöne Weihnachtsbäume? Der pure Stress liegt in der Luft!
Jedoch, Wladimir Kaminer ist mit seinen Geschichten rund um das Weihnachtsfest, wie gewohnt bestens vorbereitet. Lassen Sie sich verzaubern von Geschichten, die nicht nur die Erwachsenenherzen höherschlagen lassen!
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