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Große Bühne

WLADIMIR KAMINER WIE SAGE ICH ES MEINER MUTTER

Wladimir Kaminers Mutter versteht die Welt nicht mehr. Ihre Enkel ziehen vegane Rühreier einer ordentlichen Bulette vor, den früher so geliebten Zoo wollen sie als Ort der Tierquälerei abschaffen, und sogar Omas umweltfreundliche elektrische Fliegenklatsche wird kritisiert. Lange ersehnte Flugreisen gelten plötzlich als böse, und selbst das Internet-Rezept für Gurkensalat hat seine Unschuld verloren. Zeigt es doch, dass ein hinterhältiger Algorithmus steuert, welche Informationen man bekommt.

Im Fall von Wladimir Kaminers Mutter sind das eher Kochtipps als Aufrufe zum Klimastreik. Und so leben Oma und Enkel zunehmend auf verschiedenen Planeten. Wladimir Kaminer gibt sein Bestes, seiner Mutter diese neue Welt zu erklären und mit Humor und wechselseitigem Verständnis zwischen den Generationen zu vermitteln - von Biofleisch bis Gendersternchen.

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