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ZWEI GENIES AM RANDE DES WAHNSINNS JÜRGEN HAASE & PETER KUBE
Ein ehemaliger Staatsschauspieler und ein Komiker in Geldnot treffen auf einer Probebühne aufeinander, um gemeinsam einen Auftritt zu erarbeiten, für den beide über ihre Agenten gebucht sind. Dass sich die beiden nicht ausstehen können, ist noch das geringste Problem, denn während der eine glaubt, er sei für eine Hochzeit gebucht, ist der andere überzeugt, es geht um eine Beerdigung.
So eskaliert die Probe schnell zu einem Wirrwarr aus Missverständnissen, bei dem nicht nur die Bühnenarbeiter und Putzkräfte ihr blaues (Theater-)Wunder erleben.
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