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Große Bühne

TATJANA MEISSNER Schmutzige Lieder

Die Kabarettistin TATJANA MEISSNER hat bereits etliche Komplikationen ihres Daseins überlebt:
Autos ohne Airbags und Gurte, Kinderbetten, gestrichen mit Farben voll Blei und Kadmium, Opas Beetumrandung aus Wellasbest- überlebt!
Außerdem: zwei Gesellschaftssysteme, Spahns Maßnahmenkatalog, Lauterbachs Hanffreigabe und einen Ampelausfall- überlebt!
Und nicht zuletzt: 55 Bühnenjahre als Ballettmädchen, Showgirl, Moderatorin, Autorin und Kabarettistin – alles überlebt!

Aus diesem Anlass lädt die Entertainerin ihre Zuschauer zu ihrer 65. Überlebensparty ein und verspricht SCHMUTZIGE LIEDER. Zusammen mit dem ebenfalls jubilierenden und exzellenten Musiker ANDRÉ KUNTZE wird die „Femme fatale der immer noch andauernden Midlifecrisis“ alles darbieten, was sich in 25 Jahren ihrer hormongetriebenen Comedy-Karriere angesammelt hat: von Dauerbrennern wie MACH MIR DEN TIESCHER und HITZEWALLUNG, über zu recht Vergessenes wie das EISPRUNGLIED oder GAMMELFLEISCHPARTY, bis hin zu Meissners Lieblingssongs wie DIE WEISSEN PFERDE SIND MÜDE und WIE MAMA!

Freuen Sie sich auf zwei Stunden voll glücklicher Erinnerungen an alte Zeiten und erstaunliche Sichtweisen aus dem Heute auf einige Ereignisse der letzten Jahrzehnte.
Mit ihrer Jubiläumsshow bietet Meissner auch ihren Zuschauern musik- und humortherapeutische Hilfe. Denn Singen stärkt den Kreislauf, macht, glücklich und verlängert das Leben.

Singen Sie SCHMUTZIGE LIEDER! Tatjana Meissner macht Sie mit diesem Programm unsterblich!

Alle Infos zu Tatjana Meissner auch unter: Tatjana Meissner

Spieldauer ca. 120 min

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